#tbt! To when @iblamesarah visited me! 😘 #sisters #yeg #airport #missyou #seattle #beautiful #halfer #faces #memories #photooftheday
Glass Bottle Full of Dreams
::: (\_(\ :❉: In the dark :❉:
*: (=' :') :* ♪ of the night,
•.. (,(")(")¤°.¸¸ bring a faint
¤°.¸¸.•´¯`» white gleam. ♪
Hehe having fun with my chocolate chip cookies! #cookiecutters #ftw #chocolate #chocolatechip #cookies #love #baking #stacking #fun #heart #stars #teddy #yum #fatpeopleproblems #foodporn #photooftheday #picstitch #cookiescanbecamwhorestoo
girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
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I love my boyfriend <3
I love my girlfriendremember to wear protection
wtf dad
Wtf mr president
omg lol busted
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my parents said to go to bed early
it is early
in the morning
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the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
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OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
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any negative thing that can happen about yahoo buying tumblr is worth the “david karp daddy” jokes stopping
how sure are you about that
vomits on everything
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Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
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